December 2011
the best response to anything anybody says is “time for a mimosa!”
i.e.:
“merry christmas!”
“time for a mimosa!”
or:
“you smell good. i like smelling you.”
“time for a mimosa!”
or:
“i love you.”
“time for a mimosa!”
or:
“what time is it?”
“time for a mimosa!”
or:
“can...
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man: excuse me miss, are you registered to vote?
me: no, i'm sixteen.
man: then why are you at college?
me: i graduated early.
man: oh. well don't lie and tell the college boys you're older.
me: *mischievous smile*
man: YOU DO! ooooh, girl!
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places indie bands go to when they want to write sad hit albums:
mystery isolated log cabin someplace where it snows (i.e. wisconsin)
places hit bands go to when they want to write sad indie albums:
mystery beach house someplace where it does not snow (i.e. malibu)
this is a mixtape i put together of songs that make me happy.